like shit through a goose vs like the wind

like shit through a goose

phrase
  • very fast 

like the wind

prep
  • changeably, freely and at liberty. 

  • quickly, at a high speed. 

  • invisibly, mysteriously, unpredictably. 

How often have the words like shit through a goose and like the wind occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )