fire hose vs long pork

fire hose

noun
  • A human penis. 

  • Any fast, heavy stream (e.g. of information). 

  • A hose designed to deliver water to douse a fire, usually much stronger and wider in diameter than a garden hose. 

  • An fast-flowing unsupported flow of lava escaping from a solid rockface. 

  • A feed of all updates to a website. 

long pork

noun
  • Human flesh. 

How often have the words fire hose and long pork occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )