long pork vs willy

long pork

noun
  • Human flesh. 

willy

noun
  • the penis. 

  • A person who is manipulated into serving as a useful agent without knowing it. 

  • A fish basket. 

  • A willow basket. 

  • Term of abuse. 

adj
  • Self-willed; willful. 

verb
  • To cleanse wool or cotton, etc. with a willy, or willow. 

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