love up vs schlong

love up

verb
  • To demonstrate affection for; treat in a loving way. 

  • To make love to. 

  • To demonstrate affection (on somebody). 

  • To accept; to love wholeheartedly. 

schlong

verb
  • To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. 

  • To defeat or humiliate. 

  • To beat, whack, or attack. 

noun
  • A penis, especially a long one. 

How often have the words love up and schlong occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )