meat and two veg vs pee-pee

meat and two veg

noun
  • The male genitals. 

  • A stereotypical standard dinner, with a meat and two kinds of vegetable. 

pee-pee

noun
  • The penis or vulva; genitalia. 

  • Urine. 

verb
  • To urinate. 

How often have the words meat and two veg and pee-pee occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )