meat and two veg vs trouser tent

meat and two veg

noun
  • The male genitals. 

  • A stereotypical standard dinner, with a meat and two kinds of vegetable. 

trouser tent

noun
  • The bulge of the male genitals in tight trousers. 

How often have the words meat and two veg and trouser tent occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )