alphabet vs mee-maw

alphabet

noun
  • A writing system in which there are letters for the consonant and vowel phonemes. (Contrast e.g. abjad.) 

  • The set of letters used when writing in a language. 

  • An agent of the FBI, the CIA, or another such government agency. 

  • A typically finite set of distinguishable symbols. 

  • A writing system in which letters represent phonemes. (Contrast e.g. logography, a writing system in which each character represents a word, and syllabary, in which each character represents a syllable.) 

  • An individual letter of an alphabet; an alphabetic character. 

  • The simplest rudiments; elements. 

verb
  • To designate by the letters of the alphabet; to arrange alphabetically. 

mee-maw

noun
  • A two-syllable wail. 

  • An exaggerated mouthing of a word. 

  • A policeman. 

  • A meaningless utterance. 

verb
  • To make a two-syllable wailing noise. 

  • To make exaggerated movements with the mouth so as to be understood above a loud noise, such as that of machinery. 

How often have the words alphabet and mee-maw occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )