merkin vs muffin

merkin

noun
  • A woman's pubic wig. Worn for nude stage appearances and by women, originally after shaving their pubic hair to eliminate lice or for other reasons, now often as a fashion item. 

  • An American. 

  • A mop for cleaning cannon. 

  • The male counterpart of a beard, a companion to a lesbian to feign her straightness. 

muffin

noun
  • Female pubic hair; female genitals (vulva, vagina), like muff. 

  • Another word for a roll, bap or cob, even one that isn’t flat or toasted. 

  • Term of endearment. 

  • A mechanism used in the Java Network Launching Protocol analogous to the cookie mechanism and which permits a program running in a browser to perform operations on a client machine. 

  • A cupcake-shaped baked good (for example of cornbread, banana bread, or a chocolate dough), sometimes glazed but typically without frosting, eaten especially for breakfast (in contrast to a cupcake, which is a dessert). 

  • A type of flattish bun, usually cut in two horizontally, toasted and spread with butter, etc, before being eaten; an English muffin. 

  • A less talented player; one who muffs, or drops the ball. 

  • A charming, attractive young man. 

verb
  • To make like a muffin. 

  • To eat muffins. 

  • To become like a muffin; to increase in size. 

  • To feed muffins. 

How often have the words merkin and muffin occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )