merkin vs syrup

merkin

noun
  • A woman's pubic wig. Worn for nude stage appearances and by women, originally after shaving their pubic hair to eliminate lice or for other reasons, now often as a fashion item. 

  • An American. 

  • A mop for cleaning cannon. 

  • The male counterpart of a beard, a companion to a lesbian to feign her straightness. 

syrup

noun
  • A wig. 

  • Any thick liquid that has a high sugar content and which is added to or poured over food as a flavouring. 

  • Any viscous liquid. 

verb
  • To convert or process into syrup. 

  • To add syrup to. 

  • To sabotage (a vehicle) by pouring syrup into the gas tank. 

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