morning glory vs piss proud

morning glory

noun
  • An involuntary erection present upon waking. 

  • Several members of the family Convolvulaceae; climbing plants with trumpet shaped flowers. 

  • A rolling cloud in the shape of a cylinder. 

piss proud

adj
  • Paruretic. 

  • Having an erection when waking from sleep or, more generally or metaphorically, a false or "empty" erection. 

  • (by extension) Falsely proud, implying an outward display of success or virility belies a dubious reality. 

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