morning sticks vs morning wood

morning sticks

noun
  • kindling, typically used in the morning, hence the name. 

morning wood

noun
  • Kindling used to light a fire in the morning. 

  • An erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams. 

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