mussel vs vagina

mussel

noun
  • A freshwater mussel, usually edible, of the order Unionida in subclass Palaeoheterodonta. 

  • A saltwater mussel, usually edible, of the order Mytilida in subclass Pteriomorphia. 

  • Any of certain other bivalves of somewhat similar appearance, such as the zebra mussel and quagga mussel of the family Dreissenidae in subclass Heterodonta. 

vagina

noun
  • A similar part in some invertebrates. 

  • The vulva, or the vulva and the vaginal passage collectively. 

  • A sheathlike structure, such as the leaf of a grass that surrounds a stem. 

  • The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus for copulation and childbirth in female mammals. 

  • A coward; a weakling; a pussy. 

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