ahem vs my foot

ahem

intj
  • an exclamation of disapproval or annoyance 

  • an exclamation or cough to get attention 

  • the sound of a quiet cough or of clearing one's throat 

  • an exclamation to indicate sarcasm 

verb
  • To cough or clear one's throat so as to draw attention. 

my foot

intj
  • Indicates disapproval, disregard, disdain, disgust or disbelief. 

  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see my, foot. 

How often have the words ahem and my foot occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )