nard vs splooge

nard

noun
  • A testicle. 

  • Nardostachys jatamansi, a flowering plant of the valerian family that grows in the Himalayas, used as a perfume, an incense, a sedative, and an herbal medicine. 

  • A fragrant oil from the plant, formerly much prized. 

  • American spikenard (Aralia racemosa), a North American perennial herb with an aromatic root. 

splooge

noun
  • semen 

  • ejaculation 

verb
  • to ejaculate 

  • to spill or splat 

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