cockeyed vs narrow-gauge

cockeyed

adj
  • Crooked or askew. 

  • Drunk. 

  • Absurd, silly, or stupid; usually used in reference to ideas rather than people. 

  • Having both eyes oriented inward, cross-eyed. 

narrow-gauge

adj
  • Limited or petty. 

  • Relating to narrow gauge. 

How often have the words cockeyed and narrow-gauge occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )