meat and two veg vs nethers

meat and two veg

noun
  • The male genitals. 

  • A stereotypical standard dinner, with a meat and two kinds of vegetable. 

nethers

noun
  • The private parts of the body, particularly the sex organs. 

How often have the words meat and two veg and nethers occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )