dildo vs nickel nurser

dildo

noun
  • An idiot, a bore. 

  • An artificial phallus (penis) for sexual use. 

  • A columnar cactus of the West Indies (Pilosocereus royenii). 

  • Any device or implement. 

verb
  • To penetrate with a dildo or with another object as if it were a dildo. 

nickel nurser

noun
  • A miser. 

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