horsefeathers vs no chance

horsefeathers

intj

  • Indicates disbelief. 

noun

  • Nonsense; indicates disbelief. 

  • Feathering strips. 

  • Long hair on lower legs of a draft horse (e.g., Clydesdale), especially the rear legs. 

no chance

intj

  • Absolutely not; under no circumstances. 

How often have the words horsefeathers and no chance occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )