no chance vs no shit

no chance

intj
  • Absolutely not; under no circumstances. 

no shit

intj
  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see no, shit. 

  • An ironic response to a statement of the obvious. 

  • An exclamation of amazement or disbelief. 

How often have the words no chance and no shit occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )