holy guacamole vs no duh

holy guacamole

intj
  • An exclamation said when surprised, used when in shock or disbelief. 

no duh

intj
  • An expression or exclamation that something is exceedingly obvious or apparent, or that one would have to be extremely foolish not to realize something immediately. 

How often have the words holy guacamole and no duh occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )