no shit vs shut my mouth

no shit

intj
  • An exclamation of amazement or disbelief. 

  • An ironic response to a statement of the obvious. 

  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see no, shit. 

shut my mouth

intj
  • An exclamation of surprise or astonishment. 

How often have the words no shit and shut my mouth occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )