no shit vs thank you

no shit

intj
  • An ironic response to a statement of the obvious. 

  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see no, shit. 

  • An exclamation of amazement or disbelief. 

thank you

intj
  • An expression of gratitude or politeness in response to something done or given. 

How often have the words no shit and thank you occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )