as if vs no way Jose

as if

conj
  • As though; in a manner suggesting. 

  • In mimicry of. 

intj
  • Refers to something that the speaker deems highly unlikely. 

no way Jose

adv
  • No way; absolutely not. 

How often have the words as if and no way Jose occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )