no ways vs slap my ass and call me Judy

no ways

intj

  • Synonym of no way (“indicates astonished disbelief”) 

  • Synonym of no way (“absolutely not”) 

noun

  • Synonym of no way 

slap my ass and call me Judy

intj

  • An expression of astonishment upon learning something unbelievable (usually positive). 

How often have the words no ways and slap my ass and call me Judy occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )