crumpet vs noddle

crumpet

noun
  • A person (or, collectively, persons), usually female, considered sexually desirable. 

  • A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter. 

noddle

verb
  • To nod repeatedly. 

noun
  • The head; the part of the body of an animal or human which contains the brain, mouth and main sense organs. 

  • The head as the seat of mental capacity or intellect. 

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