beezer vs nostril

beezer

noun
  • Nose. 

adj
  • excellent, super 

nostril

noun
  • Either of the two orifices located on the nose (or on the beak of a bird); used as a passage for air and other gases to travel the nasal passages. 

How often have the words beezer and nostril occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )