how's your father vs notch on one's bedpost

how's your father

noun
  • Sexual intercourse. 

  • A whatsit; a thing which the speaker is unable or unwilling to specify more precisely. 

notch on one's bedpost

noun
  • A sexual conquest; a casual sexual partner. 

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