no shit vs oh my lanta

no shit

intj
  • An exclamation of amazement or disbelief. 

  • An ironic response to a statement of the obvious. 

  • Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see no, shit. 

oh my lanta

intj
  • An exclamation of surprise, excitement or astonishment: oh my God! 

How often have the words no shit and oh my lanta occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )