boink vs oomph

boink

noun
  • Sexual intercourse. 

  • A real-world social gathering of computer users. 

  • A sound of something hitting or bouncing off a surface, similar to plunk, but with more connotations of bounciness. 

verb
  • To hit or strike. 

  • To have sexual intercourse (with); to bonk. 

oomph

noun
  • Sex appeal. 

  • A bassy grunting or thudding sound. 

  • Strength, power, passion or effectiveness; clout. 

verb
  • To produce a bassy grunting or thudding sound. 

How often have the words boink and oomph occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )