dork vs peter

dork

noun
  • A penis. 

  • A quirky, silly and/or stupid, socially inept person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends. Often confused with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same level of intelligence. 

peter

noun
  • The penis. 

  • A prison cell. 

  • A safe. 

verb
  • Chiefly followed by out: originally (mining), of a vein of ore: to be depleted of ore; now (generally), to diminish to nothing; to dwindle, to trail off. 

  • Synonym of blue peter 

How often have the words dork and peter occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )