petrify vs please

petrify

verb
  • To make callous or obdurate; to stupefy; to paralyze; to transform; as by petrification. 

  • To produce rigidity akin to stone. 

  • To become stone, or of a stony hardness, as organic matter by calcareous deposits. 

  • To harden organic matter by permeating with water and depositing dissolved minerals. 

  • To immobilize with fright. 

  • To become stony, callous, or obdurate. 

please

adv
  • An expression of annoyance or impatience. 

  • Said as a request to repeat information. 

  • Used to make a polite request. 

  • Used as an affirmative to an offer. 

verb
  • To desire; to will; to be pleased by. 

  • To make happy or satisfy; to give pleasure to. 

How often have the words petrify and please occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )