fart around vs piddle away

fart around

verb
  • To waste time, or to fool about. 

piddle away

verb
  • To piss away: to waste or squander time, money, etc. 

  • He piddled away three hours at the bus station waiting for Gabe to show up. 

How often have the words fart around and piddle away occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )