cutie vs piece of crumpet

cutie

noun
  • A cute person or animal. 

  • Any small mandarin orange variety such as a tangerine or a satsuma. 

  • A clementine: a small, waxy-peeled orange hybrid cultivar that is easy to peel by hand. 

piece of crumpet

noun
  • A very sexually desirable woman. 

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