jelly vs piece of crumpet

jelly

noun
  • A large backside, especially a woman's. 

  • A dessert made by boiling gelatine, sugar and some flavouring (often derived from fruit) and allowing it to set, known as "jello" in North America. 

  • A clear or translucent fruit preserve, made from fruit juice and set using either naturally occurring, or added, pectin. Normally known as "jam" in Commonwealth English but see redcurrant jelly and jeely 

  • Any substance or object having the consistency of jelly. 

  • A jellyfish. 

  • Vitrified brick refuse used as metal in building roads. 

  • A jelly shoe. 

  • A savoury substance, derived from meat, that has the same texture as the dessert. 

  • Blood. 

verb
  • To make into jelly. 

  • To preserve in jelly. 

  • To wiggle like jelly. 

adj
  • Jealous. 

piece of crumpet

noun
  • A very sexually desirable woman. 

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