ding-dong vs piff

ding-dong

noun
  • An idiot. 

  • A penis. 

  • A woman's breast. 

  • An attachment to a clock by which the quarter hours are struck upon bells of different tones. 

  • A fight, an argument; a set-to. 

  • A sound made by a bell. 

adj
  • Closely fought. 

verb
  • To ring with two tones, like a bell swinging back and forth. 

piff

noun
  • Piffle; nonsense; rubbish. 

verb
  • To throw something vigorously. 

adj
  • good or attractive. 

intj
  • An exclamation of annoyance or contempt; pish; pshaw. 

How often have the words ding-dong and piff occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )