piff vs pisser

piff

noun
  • Piffle; nonsense; rubbish. 

adj
  • good or attractive. 

intj
  • An exclamation of annoyance or contempt; pish; pshaw. 

verb
  • To throw something vigorously. 

pisser

noun
  • Synonym of piss clam 

  • That which pisses, particularly a penis. 

  • A disappointing or frustrating situation or event. 

  • A pub. 

  • A toilet or urinal. 

  • An extremely amusing person or thing. 

  • One who pisses. 

  • Someone or something impressive or remarkable. 

How often have the words piff and pisser occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )