piff vs schlong

piff

verb
  • To throw something vigorously. 

intj
  • An exclamation of annoyance or contempt; pish; pshaw. 

adj
  • good or attractive. 

noun
  • Piffle; nonsense; rubbish. 

schlong

verb
  • To beat, whack, or attack. 

  • To defeat or humiliate. 

  • To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. 

noun
  • A penis, especially a long one. 

How often have the words piff and schlong occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )