pink cigar vs schmuck

pink cigar

noun
  • Penis. 

schmuck

noun
  • A deplorable, pitiful person. 

  • A jerk; a person who is unlikable, detestable, or contemptible because he or she is stupid, foolish, clumsy, oafish, inept, malicious, or unpleasant. 

How often have the words pink cigar and schmuck occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )