cack vs piss one's pants

cack

verb
  • To laugh. 

  • To squawk. 

  • To incorrectly play a note by hitting a partial other than the one intended. 

  • To defecate. 

  • To defecate (on); to shit. 

  • To kill. 

noun
  • A discordant note. 

  • A squawk. 

  • Excrement. 

  • Rubbish. 

  • An act of defecation. 

  • Penis. 

piss one's pants

verb
  • To laugh uncontrollably. 

  • To be extremely frightened. 

  • To wet oneself; to urinate in one's own clothes while they are being worn. 

How often have the words cack and piss one's pants occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )