fall about vs piss one's pants

fall about

verb
  • To laugh so much that one's entire body moves somewhat uncontrollably. 

piss one's pants

verb
  • To laugh uncontrollably. 

  • To be extremely frightened. 

  • To wet oneself; to urinate in one's own clothes while they are being worn. 

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