piss one's pants vs split one's sides

piss one's pants

verb
  • To laugh uncontrollably. 

  • To be extremely frightened. 

  • To wet oneself; to urinate in one's own clothes while they are being worn. 

split one's sides

verb
  • To laugh hysterically. 

How often have the words piss one's pants and split one's sides occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )