piss up a rope vs whistle in the wind

piss up a rope

verb
  • To engage in futile or impossible activity. 

  • Used as an abrupt dismissal. 

whistle in the wind

verb
  • To attempt something that is futile; to say something that is not heeded. 

How often have the words piss up a rope and whistle in the wind occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )