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play the clitar
vs
shake hands with the unemployed
play the clitar
verb
To masturbate by clitoral stimulation.
shake hands with the unemployed
verb
To masturbate.
To urinate.
How often have the words
play the clitar
and
shake hands with the unemployed
occurred in a corpus of books?
(source:
Google Ngram Viewer
)