how are you vs privet

how are you

phrase
  • An informal greeting, not requiring a literal response. In form a question, and thus followed by a question mark. Typical responses include 

  • (Following a noun phrase; stress on are) An expression of derision, that the preceding referent is unworthy of the name. In form an exclamation, and thus often followed by an exclamation mark. 

privet

intj
  • hello, hi 

noun
  • Any of various shrubs and small trees in the genus Ligustrum. 

How often have the words how are you and privet occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )