pud vs schlong

pud

noun
  • Penis. 

  • Child's hand; child's fist. 

  • Pudding (either sweet or savoury). 

schlong

noun
  • A penis, especially a long one. 

verb
  • To defeat or humiliate. 

  • To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck. 

  • To beat, whack, or attack. 

How often have the words pud and schlong occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )