meat and two veg vs pudendum virile

meat and two veg

noun
  • The male genitals. 

  • A stereotypical standard dinner, with a meat and two kinds of vegetable. 

pudendum virile

noun
  • A part of the male pudenda; the principal male organ of intromission and micturition; the penis. 

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