crud vs queef

crud

noun
  • A contemptible person. 

  • A fast-paced game, loosely based on billiards or pool, with many players participating at the same time. 

  • Mixed impurities, especially wear and corrosion products in nuclear reactor coolant. 

  • Something of poor quality. 

  • A heavy wet snow on which it is difficult to travel. 

  • Venereal disease, or (by extension) any disease. 

  • Dirt, filth or refuse. 

  • Feces; excrement. 

intj
  • Non-vulgar interjection expressing annoyance, anxiety, etc.; sugar, damn. 

verb
  • To clog with dirt or debris. 

queef

noun
  • A contemptible person. 

  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence. 

verb
  • To produce an emission of air from the vagina. 

  • To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs. 

How often have the words crud and queef occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )