queef vs schmuck

queef

noun
  • A contemptible person. 

  • An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence. 

verb
  • To produce an emission of air from the vagina. 

  • To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs. 

schmuck

noun
  • A deplorable, pitiful person. 

  • A jerk; a person who is unlikable, detestable, or contemptible because he or she is stupid, foolish, clumsy, oafish, inept, malicious, or unpleasant. 

How often have the words queef and schmuck occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )