red-handed vs with one's dick in one's hand

red-handed

adj
  • Deadly, bloody. 

  • Showing clear evidence of guilt; in the act of wrongdoing. 

  • With hands that are red from blood. 

with one's dick in one's hand

prep
  • In a state of being unprepared, powerless, or idle. 

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