report vs squirt

report

noun
  • The sharp, loud sound from a gun or explosion. 

  • An employee whose position in a corporate hierarchy is below that of a particular manager. 

  • Reputation. 

  • A piece of information describing, or an account of certain events given or presented to someone, with the most common adpositions being by (referring to creator of the report) and on (referring to the subject). 

verb
  • To write news reports (for); to cover as a journalist or reporter. 

  • To relate details of (an event or incident); to recount, describe (something). 

  • To repeat (something one has heard), to retell; to pass on, convey (a message, information etc.). 

  • To be accountable to or subordinate to (someone) in a hierarchy; to receive orders from (someone); to give official updates to (someone who is above oneself in a hierarchy). 

  • To show up or appear at an appointed time; to present oneself. 

  • To notify someone of (particular intelligence, suspicions, illegality, misconduct etc.); to make notification to relevant authorities; to submit a formal report of. 

  • To make a formal statement, especially of complaint, about (someone). 

  • To take minutes of (a speech, the doings of a public body, etc.); to write down from the lips of a speaker. 

squirt

noun
  • A burst of noise. 

  • A maneuver in which the boat is forced into a nearly vertical position. 

  • The whole system of flow in the vicinity of a source. 

  • A small child. 

  • An instrument from which a liquid is forcefully ejected in a small, quick stream. 

  • An act of urination. 

  • Female ejaculate. 

  • An annoyingly pretentious person; a whippersnapper. 

  • A small, quick stream; a jet. 

verb
  • To emit, eject or excrete (something). 

  • To ejaculate. 

  • To forcefully maneuver against the current so that the end of the boat is forced nearly vertical. 

  • To cause to be ejected, in a rapid stream, from a narrow orifice. 

  • To hit with a rapid stream of liquid. 

  • To be thrown out, or ejected, in a rapid stream, from a narrow orifice. 

How often have the words report and squirt occurred in a corpus of books? (source: Google Ngram Viewer )